Turns out the rumblings in Charlie Gasparino's stomach were correct--the Lehman Brothers CEO has been fired.
Kidding (for now). You'd like that, though, wouldn't you, Callan, Einhorny, Jimmy E. Cayne. Anyway, no, Dick Fuld still employed at the bank. His position would've been a bit more secure, however, had he successfully struck a deal to raise nearly $5 billion from South Korean wealth funds and institutions, a money making scheme the CEO had been working on since June and which fell apart earlier this month, according to the Post. Here's hoping he has better luck trading Neuberger-Berman for poker chips, which could potentially save the firm and, more importantly, come in handy this weekend in AC.
Lehman Looked To East [NYP]