Look What You've Done

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I don't mean to get you down but this is an issue of global importance that must be addressed immediately: The Daily Mail reports that due to the declining economy, those who would otherwise go topless on French beaches like St. Tropez are adding fabric instead of subtracting. According to Dr. Guy Fournier (obviously a quack), "Public morality follows people's confidence and optimism in their wealth and lifestyle. During an economic downturn, women are less inclined to let it all hang out and more likely to cover up." Seriously, France? Seriously? Loose morals and having threesomes and being naked are supposed to be the one thing you can do right, the one thing, and you can't even do that? God!
Beach Goers In France Going Topless Less [UPI]

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