Listen, I know Federal District Court Judge Kenneth Karas *had* to inquire as to whether or not Sam Israel was sane enough to enter into a guilty plea for bail jumping in June because he didn't want to go to prison but come on, buddy. WAKE UP. You are getting played by a man who fucks egrets.* Hasn't EB already proved himself to be someone who can't be trusted to tell the truth? Or is the whole, defrauding of clients, faking his own suicide stuff water under the bridge?
Karas asked Israel yesterday to rank his clear-mindedness on a scale of 1 to 100 (which, since we're nitpicking the legal system, also seems ridiculous. Should be a yes or no question. Are you crazy? Yes or no. None of this on a scale of bat-shit insane to completely lucid, where do you stand business, because where do you draw the line? Can you send someone to jail who's "Not nuts but definitely cripplingly neurotic"? Do you put your foot down at "I've had many a sleepless night trying to figure out who was behind the premeditated destruction of Corey Haim's career"?). Israel thought about it for a few seconds and answered, "About 70 percent," to which Karas responded, "Seventy percent is not a number that makes me feel comfortable" and delayed the hearing to September 16, giving Egret Boy exactly what he wanted--yet another chance to escape, and, should he screw that up again, ample time to research whether or not conjugal visits necessarily have to be human on human.
Judge Delays Hearing for Fund Manager Who Fled [AP]