Speaking Of LAME Excuses To Fire You


According to a well-caffeinated incoming analyst at Bearpont Morgan Chase, Jamie Dimon's henchmen in HR fired at least a handful of new hires for falling asleep during training to make up for last year's overhiring.


Firing Watch '15: People Found Guilty Of Speaking To/IMing With/Thinking About An Employee Of Point72 Asset Management

It's unclear if this new rule will remain a policy exclusive to BlueCrest Capital Management or if it will go industry-wide.