Even if you claim to have no interest in quitting your job before you eventually get fired and continuing to live the sweet Murray Hill lifestyle you've grown accustomed to by being made the kept boy of a rich older woman, surely you can admit that there's some entertainment value in watching others go down that path. Which is why we suggest looking out for "Cougars: NYC," a reality show now in development that will give us an insider look at life as the hunter and the hunted. God knows when it'll air-- presumably after the tears dry-- but the producers held an open casting call last week at Libation, so you know it's going to be good. According to pussy (cat) Dawn Ellison, who maintains a blog about banging younger men, the series aims to "shatter stereotypes that surround cougars and cubs."
Not content to sit this one out but unsure where to turn? We suggest RSVP'ing to UBS's September 9th Hedge Fund Client reception at L'Escale. It's been internally dubbed a "cougar hunt" and Andrew Cuomo is said to be attending so the upper limit should be almost unfairly high. Consider it good practice.
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