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UPDATE: Sam Israel *Definitely* Hatching Escape

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Since, as reported by CNBC, his plea has been postponed until September 16, leaving him plenty of time to come up with another good fake-out quote to write on the hood of his car. My vote is for " 'Gordon Bombay: I'll decide who sucks.' And I've decided it's me, which is why I'm committing suicide," but obviously it's up to him.