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What Does Failure Really Sound Like?

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Do you let your ringtone talk for you? Have you been searching high and low for one that will say, "I am down diversified whorehouses, trillions in writedowns, no sleep and, most of all, that jolly, gay, elfin visage"? Then we suggest you run, not walk, to the Citi site where they've got two Big C RingtonesTM up for grabs. Both are pretty horrific sounding techno but who cares? Do it that face. Do it for Count Vikula.
Tomorrow: the official ringtone from MER (spoiler alert: it's going to be a lot of heavy breathing punctuated by moments of epileptic crying).
Ringtones [Citi]

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