Bring Us The Head Of Dick Fuld

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In the digital sense. As you know, we are good and fed up about the lack of face time with Richard Severin Fuld over the last week or so. If he wants to go Jodie Foster on us and hole up in a panic room with a diabetic pre-teen that's fine, there's nothing we can do about it (for now). But it goes too far when he scrubs the internet of last Saturday's Weekend Update sketch that featured Jason Sudeikis playing the Gorilla naked in a barrel, teetering on the edge of insanity, trash talking the Fed, and discussing various new lines of work he's considering taking up in the wake of his personal bankruptcy. Every episode of SNL can be found online on one site or another, and other scenes from the one in question have been posted by NBC, Hulu, YouTube, YouPorn* etc, including parts of this particular WU, like an (amazing) spoof of American Apparel CEO Dov Charney.* But NO FULD. So here's what. The first person to find the clip, will receive lunch for the next week, on us. No questions asked. Just put it in our hands.
*Some people might get off on it, in a hate-fuck Dick Fuld sense.
**Shout-out to SAC! Moving up in the world, shemales!

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