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Buffett Gets In On Bailout Fun

The Wall Street Journalreports that lawmakers have been consulting with Warren Buffett on the rescue plan, ensuring the new draft's language will be spiced up with many references to T&A, and that taxpayers will receive a year's free subscription to Hustler. "We've had Warren Buffett on the phone tonight, other experts that we've been consulting," Sen. Kent Conrad (D., N.D.) told reporters, declining to identify other people he spoke with, though hinting that The Oracle Of O had suggested they place a call to Ron Jeremy.