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(Lehman) Brothers: Help A Sister Out

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We just received the following desperate plea and felt obligated to pass it on. If anyone reading can be of assistance, or knows someone who can be of assistance, please let us know, and we'll put you in touch. If Dealbreaker readers can't get this one done, no one can. For our (your) help, we've been promised a write-up of the event.

Dear Dealbreaker,
I have a situation I hope you can help me with. I'm a 25 year old girl from London visiting NY for the first time basically to hook up with this guy and I want to do something topical, specifically I want to have sex in the Lehman Brothers building before it gets sold or demolished or demolished or whatever. While I don't want to make light of the tragic job losses etc, after so many people have been fucked by Lehman, I really want to fuck IN Lehman. We tried to get past security today (said we wanted to help our friend who was packing her stuff - this didn't seem to surprise them) but they wanted an extension to call. We need someone who works at Lehman to answer their extension and say to the security desk that it's cool for us to come in. I know it's a big ask but it would fulfil a really big fantasy if you could help make this happen. Could any of your LEH readers help?
Many thanks,