Yesterday, the NYSE bell doesn't work. Today there was one person on the platform, which is usually stuffed to the gills with the entire cast of Biggest Loser. We don't have to tell you, this is not good for morale. Tomorrow, we want to see the barbershop quartet starring Stan O'Neal, Chuck Prince, Jimmy Cayne and Dick Fuld up there. Thursday, Bald and Beard. Friday, Angelo Mozilo and a gaggle of Oompa Loompas.