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Morgan Stanley Has Had It Up To Here With This Bosh

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Deutsche Bank's Mike Mayo: "Why did you release your numbers ahead of schedule?"
Morgan Stanley's Colm Kelleher: [Sounding like he was about to lose it and scolding a naughty child]: "Because things are frankly getting out of hand! Ridiculous rumors are being repeated, rumors that if I wrote them down today and read them tomorrow I'd think I was dreaming." Or on a really, really bad Peyote trip. Whichever.
Later: "We are at silly and downright irrational levels."

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