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Supposedly Lehman Brothers just shut off all external email communication. At this time, we'd like to ask all LEH employees to please drop us a line and let us know this isn't true. Otherwise, excuse me, but what the fuck? I realize the higher-ups probably don't want sensitive and/or proprietary information going out, and considering the fact that the Brothers really have nothing to lose in leaking, it probably has. But this really don't seem like the way to treat people whose lives have just been ruined. You've already stripped them of their jobs, possibly of their severance, and, we hear, very possibly, today's paycheck. Let them have their e-mail! And unblock all access to porn, while you're at it. Let's make the end as comfortable as possible.

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