Fuck the rumors you think you've heard about Lehman Brothers.
We're told that there exists a tape of Charlie Gasparino giving a tour of CNBC's on-site gym, from when the network first moved to its global headquarters in Englewood Cliffs. There are said to be exposed veins, shouts of 'Va fungool!' after every bench rep, lots of "Here we have this lovely BowFlex [rips sleeves off sweatshirt, grabs pulleys] Somebody spot me!! One, two, [now screaming] three, four [now taunting] Fuck you, BowFlex! Now you know the score, BOWFLEX" and the like.
I don't think I have to tell you, I'm on this. If you have any information (perhaps you are old enough to have caught the segment when it aired*), do not hesitate to get in touch.