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Stan O'Neal: Back. In. The. Game.

Maybe! The Financial Timesreports that the former Merrill chief is considering taking a job at Vision Capital Advisors, a hedge fund and private equity group, working in investor relations. Nothing's official yet, though, and O'Neal is apparently weighing other offers including:
- role of the guy that gets dunked in the dunk tank at state fairs (dunkee?)
- teller at newly formed Bank of Merrill
- Charlie Gasparino's assistant
- Member of barbershop quartet comprised of Stan, Chuck Prince, Jimmy Cayne, and Dick Fuld