We're not going to be one of those assholes who says things like, "It should come as a shock to exactly no one that AIG couldn't send out a two line memo regarding a move to business casual without fucking it up." We'll just pass it on that shortly after informing employees that in an effort to make up for the fact that AG Andrew Cuomo made them get rid of facials and hunting trips, management had decided, starting October 24, that it was permissible to show up wearing jeans so dirty they smell like wet dog," a follow up went out to "clarify" that the policy is only good on Fridays.
Things AIG Employees Say: “Make sure you grab a bite to eat before this one does! He’s been known to clean out a Danish platter!"
What were AIG employees doing in April 2008? Carelessly writing CDS on enormous quantities of mortgage-backed securities and (allegedly) laying the groundwork for being sued over "racist [and sizeist?] taunts," apparently. An obese black lawyer filed a federal lawsuit yesterday against insurance giant AIG and an ex-supervisor, saying his white boss yelled out “Hey! Hey! Hey! It’s Fat Albert!” and other racist taunts. Earl Brown, 43, an Ivy league-educated lawyer, claimed in the civil-rights suit that the ex-boss, John Hornbostel, 49, peppered him with racist remarks and cruel jokes about his weight for years before he was canned without cause. “Make sure you grab a bite to eat before this one does! He’s been known to clean out a Danish platter,” Hornbostel yelled about Brown during a meeting in April 2008, the suit claims. Hornbostel then allegedly walked away humming the tune to the “Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids” animated TV show. Hornbostel seems to have ended up at a hedge fund post-AIG. It's unclear if he's tried out any new material on his new colleagues. Obese lawyer sues supervisor and AIG for ‘Fat Albert’ insults [NYP via ATL]
If This Investing Thing Doesn't Work Out, One Tudor Venture Employee Has A Future At Radio City
Earlier this week, we had a little chat about letting your hair down in the summer months, but not so much that you get a reputation among colleagues and/or law enforcement officials. For example, while you should definitely allow yourself to enjoy some adult beverages during leisurely outdoor lunches and cut out early to grab a few or more with coworkers you actually like, you don't want to have so many drinks that you drive a car through a stranger's house. To that end, while you should certainly feel comfortable getting up on a bar or table to dance like nobody's watching, you might want to think about not getting up on table and (allegedly) destroying thousands of dollars in lighting fixtures while demonstrating a roundhouse kick. The arraignment of Daniel J. MacKeigan, 39, of Hingham, Mass, on a single count of vandalizing property, was postponed. MacKeigaan was present in court for Monday's hearing, but his attorney requested delay in the formal arraignment, and the assistant district attorney said he wanted time to possibly reconsider the severity of the charge against MacKeigan. MacKeigan was arrested at 1 a.m. early Sunday morning on Straight Wharf after allegedly destroying a $3,500 chandelier with a kick while standing on a table at the new Cru restaurant, in the former Ropewalk spot. The case will be back in court on June 18. Court Full After A Busy Weekend [Nantucket Inquirer And Mirror]