Bald On The NYSE Floor
And is, I shit you not, signing autographs. Also opted not to stop and shoot the shit to Bob Pisani, despite the CNBC reporter's pleas to "talk to me! talk to me!"
Update: Got the sucker on the second lap. Props, girlfriend.
Sage Kelly, Who "Never Defecated Or Urinated In Bed On The Floor Or On A Wall," Lands New Gig
The Jefferies alum is back, baby.
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Ex-Jefferies Exec Who "Never Defecated Or Urinated In Bed On The Floor Or On A Wall" Is Hiring
Who will join Sage Kelly at Cantor Fitzgerald?