Damn It Feels Good To Have Pinchers Where Hands Should Be
I love mornings! I clap my hands pinchers every morning and say, 'This is gonna be a great day!'
You'll Have To Excuse Brian Moynihan If He Feels The Urge To Jerk The Wheel Into A God Damn Bridge Abutment Every Time He Drives Down The Road
The Bank of America chief's internal monologue right now is probably going something like "Forget it, I quit, I can’t do this anymore, man. My head’s about to explode. My whole life sucks! I don’t know what I’m doing, I don’t know where I’m going. We just killed Bambi and I’m out here getting my ass kicked!"
Merrill Lynch Bankers Just Want To Live, Damn It!
They (still) can't deal with Bank of America's freaky ass rules.