Goldman Sachs: Don't Look At 'External Websites,' Don't Talk About 'External Websites,' Don't Even Think About 'External Websites'
Here, have a New Yorker cartoon for your troubles.
GS Gag Order [PDF]
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Goldman Sachs Thinks You Private Equity Suckers Are Chopped Liver
Why not start a private equity division amid a record glut in dry powder?
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Regulators Would Like Goldman Sachs To Look A Lot Less Like Goldman Sachs
Is that so much to ask?
Goldman Sachs Will No Longer Tolerate Filthy Talk On Company Emails
Lloyd and Gary are gonna wash some mouths out with soap!