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My Faith In The Financial Services Industry Hath Been Restored!

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On Friday I lost all hope and will to live on the news that Carl Icahn was selling his yacht. Today I am bursting with joy on the word (via CityFile) that the billionaire investor, despite his firm being down 76 percent this year, is not trading down but actually buying a bigger boat! God, this feels so good.
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