Overheard At Morgan Stanley

"Has anyone noticed that, at 8 dollars/share, MS's market cap < Mitsubishi's investment ($8.9 billion v $9 billion)? Packing my desk now. You think they'd at least play re-runs of "Shogun" on the big screen outside of 1585, to make us more comfortable in our last hours."

Listen up, people. It doesn't have to be this Last Days In The Bunker way. You want everything to be fine? You need to do two things. 1. Listen to Lloyd Blankfein when he says put a sock in it. and 2. Heed the the advice of the Central Bank of Jamaica.