Totally Unfounded Rumor: Afternoon Edition

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A friend of a friend's dentist's cat-sitter told us:

"UBS is evidently exiting the entire MBS business. Friend's mother just got a call saying that they were closing down the business and she would no longer have a job."

Luckily, if the rumor about the rumor is true, there's to be six months severance. But you know how cat-sitters are. Who knows if it's true.