We just spoke with Charlie re: whatever the hell went down on CNBC earlier. He said "no comment" but offered that he is in "zero trouble" with the network, which is a relief. No word on Ratigan. QUITE shadily, someone sent us a clip of the brouhaha, but within minutes it had been removed. Whoever is responsible: STOP SUPPRESSING THE TRUTH! We can handle it!
UPDATE: It works now, and it's after the jump.
[via @cgasparino] So far we've got: * Clown * Bozo * Shit-stain * Numbnuts Beyond names, we have it on good authority at least one person will be told their mother's a whore, while another will be instructed to go get their shoeshine box. Finally, a Twitter user TBD will be informed that if traffic getting in and out of the city weren't so backed up, Chaz would be taking them for a ride on the BQE, with their head counting as passenger No. 2 and their torso as passenger No. 3, so he can adhere to the minimum of 3/car rule imposed by Bloomberg earlier this week.