Citi: 'Nothing Is Fucked. Why, What Have You Heard?'

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Sayeth spokesman Michael Hanretta (and I'm sure Vikram Pandit would agree):

"Citi has a very strong capital and liquidity position and a unique global franchise. We are focused on executing our strategy, including our targeted expense and legacy asset reductions, and we believe the benefits will be seen over time."

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