Citi: We'll Get You Bitches To Quit If It's The Last Thing We Do

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To: *IB NA Business Managers
Subject: New Expenses Policy - Nov 20, 2008
Please note that there was a new Citigroup Expense Management Policy
published today which is located on CIBIX.
Items of note and effective immediately are:
1) Late working (OT) car and taxi service has been moved to 10pm
2) Employee celebratory events and holiday parties are non-reimbursable
3) All Non Revenue Generating Travel requires pre trip approval by an
exception approver
4) Spousal Travel is non-reimbursable

Show of hands, who wants to get laid off now? As an aside, there are unhealthy levels of jealousy coursing through my body directed at the lucky bastard with the title of "Exception Approver," a job I'm pretty sure I could go to town on. "No. No. No. No. No. Maybe... No...No...No...what are you going to do for it? No...No...No....ye-No...No...No...dance for me..no."

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