CitiChina: Next, We Disable Their Bloomberg Accounts. And Google Finance Access. And The Internet In General!

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In case you were wondering whether or not the powers that be at Citi are freaking the fuck out, rest assured: they are! We've just been informed that 390 Greenwich has removed the Citi stock ticker from the screens scattered throughout the lobby and cafeteria. Apparently the free-fall from 50 to 6 was okay but watching the drop from 5 was too much to bear.

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