Dodd: "Regulators Must Be Strong Cops On The Beat"


Fuck yeah! And not little fairy cops on bikes, modes of transport that in no way whatsoever command respect, but cops on Segways! And we need some police brutality up in this bitch! To that end, I'll be holding a seminar on how to effectively wield a night stick early next week. Only when regulators start sodomizing people will we be able to save the economy.
Oh, and he also announced he'll be staying on as chairman of the Senate Banking Committee.