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Eliot Spitzer Scores Again

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New York Magazinereports that Silda Spitzer, already staffed with bringing the looks, integrity and negative on all counts STD test to her marriage with the former governor, has accepted a position at a hedge fund. Silda began working last month at Metropolitan Capital Advisors, i.e. Karen Finerman of Fast Money fame's firm, recruiting new investors. Eliot, who's "thinking about" writing a book, most likely about how he, despite dalliances with a prostie, is still better than everyone else, remains unemployed though heartened by the news, which has bought him at least a few more months of chill time on the couch between 9 and 5.