Eliot Spitzer Scores Again


New York Magazinereports that Silda Spitzer, already staffed with bringing the looks, integrity and negative on all counts STD test to her marriage with the former governor, has accepted a position at a hedge fund. Silda began working last month at Metropolitan Capital Advisors, i.e. Karen Finerman of Fast Money fame's firm, recruiting new investors. Eliot, who's "thinking about" writing a book, most likely about how he, despite dalliances with a prostie, is still better than everyone else, remains unemployed though heartened by the news, which has bought him at least a few more months of chill time on the couch between 9 and 5.