Fat, Idle Fingers Are The Devil's Workshop

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With SAC gone mostly to cash and no idiotic traders to berate 15 hours a day, our favorite Steve has had to find other environments to dominate, other minions to tower over (around) and belittle. The Greenwich Planning and Zoning Commission might seem like a small pond for a big fish like Cohen, but a quick look at their website with the agenda for yesterday's meeting, betrays a den of Byzantine political maneuvering of the sort not seen since Elizabeth II's court was the front line of Catholic-Protestant bloodletting.
And thank god for Andrew Ross Sorkin's DealBook, which kindly provides a electronic copy of the heretical plotfinal Zoning Commission agenda.
The Big Guy's inadequately-sized house after the jump.



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