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Laid Off Watch: AQR

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As you are likely aware, AQR has seen, how to put this, better, less ass bleeding days. But we had no idea things were this bad. Uncle Cliff is rumored to have recently sacked his secretary of ten years, and as every one knows, it's the secretaries who hold the key to your web of lies and bullshit and deceit, and you don't get rid of them unless you're about to go down for the dirt nap.