Germans. What are they good for? Absolutely no-thin'. Deutsche Bank was supposed to be the one firm not falling off a cliff, not going bankrupt, not canceling its holiday party and not firing everyone to your left and right. And then, oh, what's that? The upped and canceled their holiday party on Friday, citing fear of looking bad rather than money trubs. And now they've announced they'll be firing one in seven traders from its global markets division. I wash my hands of these people.