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A fellow soldier writes: "Our hero, seems to be losing confidence. I sense waves of defeatism not to mention nausea. Some very supportive fans came to cheer him on but their expressions of dismay and incredulity when he told them there were 5 granola bars may have daunted him a bit.
However, I can still hear dogged crackling of wrappers and chewing from across the desk so he's still in the game. Oh, and if you didn't know it already, apparently m & m can cause hallucinations. At least when eaten in conjunction with 20 other snacks."
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