Obviously the answer definitely in the short term and perhaps in the long, as well, is to get fantastically drunk. Problem is, ya got no money. You also don't want to go to any places where you might have to interface with people who have jobs, the smug bastards. What to do? Attend the first-ever Wall Street Pink Slip Party on Tuesday, November 11th, of course. Over 500 ex-financial services employees will be congregating at Public House from 5:30-8:30 PM to get hammered on the cheap and commiserate. There'll also be recruiters there trying to offer you new jobs, if you're into that sort of thing.