Let this be a lesson to you, girls. It's pretty bleak out there and I know that in these tough times, many of you are weighing your coping options. A. Nab an alternative revenue stream by booking hookers for pay or b. Saying fuck it, I don't have it in me to become a junkie whore, so I'll just start fucking whores. Go with the latter! Whereas our former governor got off once again for his part in Prostie-Gate, Tanya Hollander, the woman who arranged meet-ups between escorts and customers, including those of Ashley Dupre and Eliot Spitzer, has been sentenced to one year of probation."