Whatever Doesn't Kill You Only Makes You (Ein)hornier


From: someone at greelightcapital dot com
Cc: Managers
Sent: Fri Oct 31 19:55:05 2008
Subject: Greenlight Capital Qualified, L.P. October 2008 Performance

For the month of October, Greenlight Capital Qualified, L.P. returned (13.2)% (net of all fees and expenses). Greenlight Capital Qualified, L.P. has returned (26.4)% for the year-to-date. The partnership is approximately 90% long and 52% short.


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