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Bernie Madoff's Escape Vehicle

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Sure he's on "24 hour house arrest" but this is an enterprising (if not terribly inventive) man we're dealing with. The fact that his yacht, after the jump, is rather modest for an individual of Madoff's (fake) wealth will serve his plan to make a run for it well (inconspicuousness and whatnot-- 56 foot R&S's are a dime a dozen in the cesspool of Florida powerboating). Also, there is a handicap accessible elevator ready to transport Berns from the bridge to the aft deck, in the event he runs into a former investor on the way to the dock, and busted knee-caps ensue.