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Citigroup Grounded

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Cityfile reports that while the ban on color copies has proved to be a huge success, Citi still feels the need to cut costs for reasons lost on us. The behemoth has put two of its corporate jets up for sale, both Dassult Falcon 900 models, likely to fetch around $35 million a piece, though the Big C has not put a price tag on the planes and would likely flip them for a ten-spot and a moment to cry. For those of you worried about how Citi will entertain CNBC employees moving forward, do not despair-- the company still has several other fleets, in addition to free passes on this bitch.


Citigroup Did It! Sort Of!

[Mike Corbat wipes sweat off brow.]