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Sac-Rippingly Bad December On Tap For Citadel?

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It's a distinct possibility, according to the Post. The paper, in its infinite wisdom, prognosticates that Citadel's flagship funds, which declined 12 percent in November and approximately 47 thus far in '08, will plummet even further this month on "a drop in the value of leveraged loans," perhaps even falling to the big 6-0 year to date. OR, they could surprise us all (with exception of this girl, who knew they could do it all along), and turn in, while perhaps not *stellar* results, at least the kind that make investors feel as though they're taking a kabob stick to the urethra.
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