This Can All Be Turned Around In The Next Two Days

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One of our New Year's Resolutions is to stop making fun of Steve Cohen. Though previous gentle ribbings have obviously been public demonstrations of love as expressed by a deeply cynical individual scared to tell the big guy how she really feels, apparently they haven't penetrated certain fleece wearers up at 72 Cummings Point Road. Since it pains us to know we're not getting through, and because the keys to the Zamboni machine are all we want in life, a new angle of attack is necessary. A kiss and make-up sheet cake and handwritten note seem like good jumping off points, but we'll iron out the details later (speak up if you can facilitate this goal). Now that you know where we're coming from, it should be understood that the presentation of the following data is meant to be not a criticism but a congratulations for a (relatively) kick-ass job well done.


Through mid December:
- SAC Multi-Strategy: -12.8% YTD
- SAC Capital International: -18.7% YTD

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