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Tontine Associates: Back. In. The. Game.

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Oh, hey, we didn't see you there. Come on in, don't be shy. Oops, mind the blood on the floor, we're not yet done mopping that up. We'll have that cleared in a jiffy, and in the meantime, if you slip and fall, don't go trying to sue us, okay? Okay? I kid. Anyway we brought you here today because we're hoping you'll give us-- hey, are you going to be okay? You look a little ill? Is it the sight of my ass being sutured back together? Yeah, sorry, should've warned you it'd be graphic. Don't worry, you'll get used to it.

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