Tricky (Mrs.) Dick

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Far be it from us to judge the now destitute wives of once rich husbands, and, in fact, we're actually sharing this not so much as a criticism but as a service guide to the many of you who'll find yourselves in the same position in the near future (Ken, Bernie, etc). According to Daily Beast Kathy Fuld, wife of erstwhile billionaire Dick Fuld, has been having some difficulty adjusting to her new lifestyle as a merely marginally rich woman. Once a proud shopper, Lady Fuld has apparently taken to breaking her sessions into $5,000 to $10,000 hits and doing so in secrecy, like a regular junkie. For now, she's apparently just asking stores to give her unmarked bags so as to not draw attention to the fact that she's buying items that could go a long way in paying off her husband's bookies (no judgment!). But it's a slippery slope to making her purchases out on Long Island.

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