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UBP's Primer On Madoff

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Inside you'll find the answers to questions like "Who is Madoff?" "What are the origins of the Jewish faith?" "Who originally settled the tract of land known as Boca" "Do you know of any available timeshares in there?" "How are the Mets going to do next year?" "What's on tap for XMAS, Chinese food and a movie?" "What are the odds of Spielberg making a movie about this, good or bad?" "And could I be an extra?" Oh, and:

"Why did we give this man your money" and "The phrase 'due diligence'-- does it actually translate to 'bend over' in some strange Genevan version of French?"
UBP Madoff 17-12-2008 [PDF]