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Wake Up, People

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Good to see the SEC finally coming around to what we've known all along: Ruth Madoff, wife of Bernie, was the mastermind behind this whole thing. For now, her lawyer Ira Sorkin reminds us, the co-author of a book on Kosher cooking has not been charged with anything. But evidence that she "may have helped track payments," "maintained secret records" and, you know, conceived the entire scam is being investigated.

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Want To Wake Up With Mandy Drury?

Or Becky Quick? Or Andrew Ross Sorkin? Joe Kernen? Jim Cramer? Because you think it would be a pleasant way to start the morning or, alternatively, a horrifying way sure to get you out of bed without delay? Now you can!