Must like-- or at least have an eye for-- naked females and circulation numbers. CNBC reports that Playboy Enterprises' longtime chairwoman and CEO Christine Hefner is stepping down. Worried that you'd be inheriting a load of bad assets and asses? Au contraire. According to Hefner the balance sheet is "solid," profitability was reclaimed in the third quarter, and she wouldn't be leaving if the business weren't in such "great shape." As for her replacement in what Hef characterizes as a "terrific opportunity" at a brand that's "never been hotter," the board's got nada, so send your resumes and head shots today.