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At which southern Connecticut hedge fund did the following conversation recently take place?
Third party (making routine inquiry): How many PMs do you have?
Manager: 75.
Investor Relations: No, 80.
Manager: (surprised, confused though that could've been the low blood sugar) Really? (composes himself) Hm...go fire some.
And scene.