Chapter 33
Could it be? Is the Donald about to fire bankruptcy? That's what our totally unfounded (and usually spot on) sources claim. I have to say, looking at that monstrosity of a tower on the river in Chicago, I am unsurprised. (Let's not even start on the Atlantic City casinos). We'd love to say Donald is everything that's wrong with this country, but at least the guy tries to pay off his debts in bankruptcy (all of which so far have been limited to corporate bankruptcy though he had a close shave in the '90s) and he's certainly had a lot of experience in the field, so things are looking up for his creditors (maybe). So really, when you think about it, it's actually Donald's hair that is everything that is wrong with this country.