Citigroup Grounded No Longer!

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When we were informed last month that Citigroup was putting two of its corporate jets up for sale, the reaction was pretty much "What the fuck is this shit?" First off, as everyone here knows, private jets are an essential component of Citi's business model. Second, the firm had already instituted its ban on color copies, so we were under the impression that things were back on track, making-money wise. Some calls were placed and Saudi Prince Alwalweed promised to make his superjumbo available, but it looks like we may not have to rely on the kindness of the Shareholder 4 Life. The Postreports that the Big C is soon to be the proud owner of a brand spanking new Dassault Falcon 7X. There are apparently just nine of these French-made toys in the U.S., which, for a mere $50 million, will transport Vikram Pandit and 11 of his closest pals in a style they deserve.

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