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Dear Perry People

After losing 26.80% in 2008, most if not entirely due to the wrongness of the markets, which apparently didn't get the memo that Perry People are not to be fucked with, we are back, my beautiful babies, and ready to dominate. You know it, I know it. We've identified the many, many holes in this bitch and are just standing by, ready to plug the shit out of them. Thinking men that we are, however, we would be remiss if we did not reflect on what we've learned from this year's unsolicited reaming.

PPI Annual Review [PDF]