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And pay tribute to the most important day in history. January 28-- the day, 46 years ago, Charlie Gasparino entered the world, guns blazing, singing "Funiculì, Funiculà" with gabagool, sopressata, and other Italian delicacies falling out his mouth. At this time I'm too overcome with emotion and gratitude for the cosmic generosity of the universe for sending us this angel (first Jesus and now Charlie "The Second Coming" Gasparino? Our cup overrunneth) to decide what to send. I've got some ideas, of course, but I need your help. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. What do you get for the man who gives everything?