The AP reports that the girlfriend of the hedge fund industry's biggest M*A*S*H fan has run into some legal trubs. Debra Ryan, gal-pal of former Bayou fund manager Sam Israel, was arrested Friday and charged with attempting to deliver forbidden items to her man in prison. The "nature of the contraband" was not disclosed but you people know exactlywhat the illicit goods likely entailed. Being serious for a second, it might not have been an actual egret, but it definitely could have been man-on-bird porn (Backdoor Birds 9 is apparently Israel's fave), which is prohibited. Of course, none of this would have been an issue if the narrow-minded fucksticks running the Westchester county jail-- where Sammy was stationed at the time of the incident-- allowed for interspecies conjugal visits but that's not going to happen in our lifetimes. Israel is currently staying in a federal medical prison in Massachusetts after convincing a judge he was insane.